Sunday, December 21, 2008
Random funny ass shit

  • So... I came to the internet cafe today to print out some stuff. The most random funniest shit happens. I sit down minding my business ready to do my thing. (Please keep in mind before reading that there could be a communication barrier as- the worker here is korean and learning to speak english.)

  • Then I hear louder then my headphones this conversation:

  • Random lady "THE INTERNET IS NOT WORKING"

  • Worker: "Yes it is you keep closing the window- you closed it three times already"

  • Random lady "WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME - ALL I WANNA DO IS SEND AN EMAIL"

  • ----At this point I am forced to turn around cause she is being way to loud and I wanna give her the "SHUT THE HELL UP" look.

  • Worker: "YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING-YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE INTERNET"

  • Daniella: RFLMAO (trying to keep it in)

  • Worker (comes to me) "Can you please help this lady I don't think she can understand what I am saying because my english isn't so great"

  • Daniella ---- Thinking to myself what am I a translator for Korean to English

  • Anywho so I go over to the lady to see what her problem is

  • Daniella "What's the problem????"

  • Random Lady "I just want to send an email"

  • Daniella "Ok what website are you trying to go to gmail, hotmail, yahoo"

  • Random Lady "I don't know anything about programming I just want to go on the internet and send an email"

  • Daniella "Ok.... what's your email address?"

  • Random Lady "I don't have one"

  • WELL !!!!!!!! HELLO- THERE IS YOUR PROBLEM LADY !!!!!!!!!!!! WTF LMAO LMAO I try to explain to her that she needs and email address- to no avail. So I just kept it moving and started laughing to myself. CRACK KILLS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!